Monday 11 October 2010

"Explain immigration to the USA from 1890-1920". The essay I should be doing.

Some people don't like you, some people think your lame, sad, bitchy, pathetic, ugly, fat, embarrassing. Some people really hate you or find you intensely annoying or constantly think the worst of you. Others underestimate you or f*ck you over and around. Some types of people are rude and difficult, awkward, arrogant and wrong. There are some people that judge you despite never having talked to you and some that intentionally or not embarrass you.
There's always going to be that guy or guys that find you irritating and would 'never ever get with her' and are indifferent towards you, making you feel like the biggest 2yr old ever. There will always be that girl or group, that laughs or makes comments or is jokey in a insulting way. Those people that never know when to stop.

However, those people don't matter. I know people talk about me and I know that there are boys that used to dislike me and I know there are people that are two-faced when confronted. But I don't give a sh*t anymore because those people don't matter to me. Why do I care what you think when I'm going off to have an amazing life? You can peak to early and I'll make sure that whatever I do in later life, I won't think about those people that f*cked me over and I will gain the satisfaction of having succeeded in what actually matters. I have learnt not to care, and so should because I used to be weak and whiny until I realised no one gives. You get ahead by beating people at their own game.

Who the fuck do you think you are?

BTW, I'm not bullied. Apart from by the people that actually like me.

KC x

Wednesday 6 October 2010

I'm getting way too type happy.

Basically, I have this friend called almost the name of an animal.
I have learnt SO MANY LESSONS from this girl and anyone other than her can too. Simply because of her sh*tty boyfriend. It's been like living my life through her and I will never make any of these mistakes.
To be frank, she deserves way better and she knows that I think this. I've expressed my views on his effing around and general 'offness'; it appears to be a constant.
But, because I adore this girl, I forgive her for her awesomely appalling choice in men and her previous mistakes because I know that when we're 60 we'll still be singing 'sunsets make her cry'.
That's all because she already knows it all.

It's a shame her BF is made up.

KC x

Omg, no sarcasm in that post really... f*ck

Sim Card

As I get more and more popular *inmyhead* my friends are simply clamouring to be on this blog. And I understand that these posts will probably be boring to anyone who isn't my friend to read but tough, because it has to be done. :) So, once again, for my sad, depressed, lonely friend, here it is. Your blog post. LOL jk, shes got a boyfriend.
I have saved this girls life many many times. From a fire, from drowning but most importantly from storks. Lots and lots of storks
She wouldn't be here without me.
We love stuffing turkeys and Elf is our favourite film. She adores doing jigs and David Cameron is on her bed room wall.
Despite all these weird qualities, she is always there for me when I need her and for that I really appreciate her more than I probably should. Although her advice can be a bit odd (you know what I'm talking about) it is always useful and whilst she can give me no advice on men, I can analyse her personality and choices in the male species incredibly well. Ha. We are mostly very similar and I'm happy-ish with our friendship.
I don't think I can say anything else about how nice she is because I feel a bit sick.
Don't ever change honey. Jk, please do.
Her boyfriend is actually a real person as well which is just...tragic.


KC x

And again.

I'm bored tonight so I'm blogging to the masses loads. Oh hang on...

Anyway. Since I did a post for one of my friends, its only fair to do one on my other 'friend' (she forced me to do this).
She's really thin. And really pretty and got voted prettiest in the year- I don't know why- and she's really intelligent, a bit like me to be fair.
And yet, despite all these shallow qualities, she hasn't had much luck with boys. We often spend nights into mornings talking about failed 'relationships' and everything inbetween and neither of us can work out what makes us have SUCH BAD LUCK. It gets to the point when you start to doubt your own personality and we sometimes just sit there in depression.
It's not that a man makes your life because it totally doesn't but its the feeling of rejection and not being wanted that really gets to you after awhile, especially if your friends around you are all pairing off. And when you go to see MGMT and are surrounded by kissing, hugging, vomit-inducing couples.
In fact, our time without men in our lives has gotten so bad that we actually cringe at ANY sign of affection/romance. We both make out its because its disgusting and embarrassing for them but its not, not really. Its jealousy and not wanting to see what we're missing out on.
So hopefully, me and my lonely friend will have better luck in a couple of years and marry really really amazing men. Or not. I'll keep you updated... hahaha.


By the way, we aren't actually clinically depressed single 30 something's and we have friends, lives and good fashion choices. And neither of us have cats.

KC x

I actually do not understand

I have this friend. Shes pretty amazing and rather attractive ( I am in fact straight ) and she has this 'boy'. He's alright, I would get with his clothes- guilty- but not him. Everythings going darling and now hes being 'off'.

This term haunts everyone that lives. Everyone. Men and women. People being 'off' is THE MOST ANNOYING THING I HAVE EVER ENCOUNTERED.

And I try to give advice but really, I'm not qualified at all because I have no experience of what shes going through so I can only offer sympathy. And sh*t advice. I find it so hard to understand why it is boys just go 'off' a girl and its something that will forever baffle me. Its also something boys don't think they do which is just as effing irritating.
For people who are lucky enough never to have encountered 'offness' its were someone is being unusally quiet or sharp or blunt or shy or ignoring you. Maybe you all lead perfect lives, or maybe your so 'off' other people never are.

Back to my friend, this boy she will never remember in 10yrs, he'll be nothing but a "hahah do you remember...?" in her future and everyone else my age futures probably. I find it hard to comprehend why his boy would intentionally or not want to eff everything up when to be honest, shes the best he'll ever get.

Everything looks perfect through rose colored glasses.

KC x ( wow I'm blogging too much tonight )

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I love my boyfriend so much! He's so good at everything, thanks baby.





Yeah right. Vomit

Moment.

"If your going to succeed in this process, you have to go about it in such a way that unfortunately, it will be devastating if you fail"